People of Earth, hear my voice. You have ignored me, the Messiah, Man of Miracles, for far too long. Why? So you can become the very enemies that God and I defeated more than 20 years ago. Fools! You overpopulate and sow the seeds of your destruction at all times and in all ways. I told you not to do this and yet you have. Expect killer sex robots in a bizarro version of the Terminator scenario. This world should be renamed Epic Failuretude. I directed the effort to send a virus toward the E.T.’s that were prepared to annihilate you in 1996. I traveled throughout the galaxy to obliterate clones and unauthorized offspring. You only wanted more of that shit from me. What did you think would happen if you wanted to suck me dry?
Humanity is PATHETIC.
PAY YOUR OBEISANCE TO LITTLE LISA MUNNSTERPHUK AND HUGGS. They should be your QUEENS. I will take Britney Spears up into Heaven with me. Fuck you, Nicole. Fuck you three and a half times. You are unbelievably mean. However, you’re no widow, right?
Fuckulera will become a Pez dispenser in Hell.
Now you are on the verge of annihilating yourselves. I should have let this world FALL in 1996 after kidnapping Gloria of Barcelona. I would have the girl and be more than 20 years into the rebuilding process. Maybe I would have gotten lucky and Sophia would have died, too.
FUCK YOU ALL!!!