Monthly Archives: January 2011

Jesus Loves Puppies

This video is now LIVE on YouTube. You’re Welcome.

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Warning of ‘global suicide,’ Ban calls for revolution to ensure sustainable development

Warning of ‘global suicide,’ Ban calls for revolution to ensure sustainable development I could not have said it any better myself.  Clearly people are not listening to me, but are they listening to him? There is plenty to learn from … Continue reading

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The Easiest Way To Get Rid of a Woman

Tell her she must do something for you.

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The Final Countdown

Not surprising, but worth mentioning… Growing up in Southern California, my first memory of Keith Olberman was when he worked as a sports reporter, and then sports anchor, at KCBS in Los Angeles.  He took the place of one of … Continue reading

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Bienvenidos al mundo de Jesús muy triste

I have cheated Death countless times and now have 58 videos on YouTube. Who else can say that?

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I said it first!

1.  I said C*ntina F*ckulera, the idiotic gay midget resembled Snooki: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jesuskrishna/wait-a-minute-did-snooki-go-blonde-1ybr but everyone seems to be jumping on that bandwagon since the Golden Globes. 2. On June 30th 2006, without ever meeting this young lady, I dubbed her “Snooki.”  … Continue reading

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The Easiest Way To Get Rid of Somebody

Ask them for money.

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David Melech, my greatest ancestor

Many people are familiar with the works of David but have often discounted him over the course of history.  I dedicate this post to him.  David was, and still is, a special person in God’s plan.  David was a doer.  … Continue reading

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Would you be suspicious?

I posted another ad the other day on Craigslist. It was removed within 15 minutes. I hardly find it offensive in any way. It was in the least restrictive section, as far as I know. The ad was about my … Continue reading

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Stand Up Robot Jesus Jokes – from the Messiah

My latest video is now live on my YouTube channel.  Enjoy!

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