Christmas Eve Message from the Messiah

THERE IS NO SANTA FUCKING CLAUS OR ANY FUCKING ELVES AT THE FUCKING NORTH POLE!  THE REAL FUCKING ELVES ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHINESE WHO WORK THEIR ASSES OFF SO THEIR PEOPLE’S FUCKING REPUBLIC CAN FLOOD THE WORLD WITH AFFORDABLE MERCHANDISE AND UNDERMINE EVERYONE ELSE’S FUCKING ECONOMY.

GET IT?  GOT IT? GOOD!!!

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