Another thing you should know

on April 29, 2010

I have no idea how many people actually believed Nicole Scherzinger was my wife based on a really bad move on my part about a year and a half before she was born.

If you heard any of our conversation on June 30, 2006, I divorced her Old Testament style.

I said, and I quote,

“I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee.  You are free to go.”

She did not speak a word while I did that.  According to the ancient sages were are split.  We were never together to begin with, but just in case anyone in this world thought we were, I made it clear she is, was, and will be unacceptable to me forever and ever.

Hallelujah!

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