And YOU might be a shape-shifter if…

posted April 5, 2010

If you believe you were born 5,000 years ago with a fiery sword in your hand.
you might be a shape-shifter.

If your philosophy is “This is all just an Illusion.”
you could be a shape-shifter.

If you ask the Messiah permission to drive him crazy
then there is a strong possibility you are a shape-shifter.

If your favorite song is “Love Cats”
then signs point to you being a shape-shifter

If you have a mouth like Musharaf
you might want to look into the possibility of you being a shape-shifter.

If you think the Pussycat Dolls are a good thing.
then you might consider the chance that you are a shape-shifter.

If you are the slimy slug Xtina Aguilera married
then you probably have all the tell-tale signs of being a shape-shifter.

If you are a member of the British Royal Family, or any other Royal Family for that matter.
check yourself for symptoms of being a shape-shifter.

If you have a mouth like a wedge
then you really do look like a shape-shifter

If you can change into Reptile form
then you could be a shape-shifter, as well.

If you ask Jesus Krishna, the voice of Kalki, to make a necklace of Glowing Beads just for you after harassing him for years like a curse.
then you are definitely a shape-shifter.

If you think the ultimate power is the Universe
then, perhaps, your ancestors were aliens and that would make you a shape-shifter.

If you “bone” everyone you can on Bora Bora Way in Marina del Rey, CA before Jesus moves there in time to fix the lights on the Gazebo at Marina Harbor
that means you’re a shape-shifter.

If you work for Marina Harbor and after the lights are taken down from the Gazebo you tell Jesus he cannot have his lights back
then I had a feeling you were a shape-shifter and I know Sydney Rushakoff had no idea what he was talking about when he told me you were perfect for me.

If your irises change color due to some physical or emotional response
Again, looks like a shape-shifter, acts like a shape-shifter, walks like a shape-shifter…

If your teeth are like fangs
something there points to you being a shape-shifter.

If you claim to be Saurian or from any other planetary origin
then you might want to have a doctor check you for shape-shifter-ness.

If you entertain people by channeling spirits
then you do not understand Commandments at all, and are at least friendly with shape-shifters.

If you are attracted to all things pagan
you probably prefer shape-shifters to normal people.

If you think Satanic or Vampire things are cool
you are at least as dangerous as a shape-shifter.

If everything you wear is made by Puma
you are probably a shape-shifter and don’t even know it.

If you think Michael Jackson was some kind of angelic hero
you have been taken by one of the shape-shifter’s biggest cons.

If you look like a long-lost member of the Jackson family
Consider the possibility of there being shape-shifters in your family, too

If you claim to be an important contactee for the Galactic Federation of Light
then you are aligned with the different types of shape-shifters.

If you were healed by God then change your mind about it and claim you healed yourself with your mind, especially if you were Theodore Tobias the biological father of Benjamin quien es Jesus who believed the lies Leora the Arielist told about her brother
shape-shifter, shape-shifter, shape-shifter!

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16 Responses to And YOU might be a shape-shifter if…

  1. kaylee says:

    how do u know if someone is a shape shifter?

    • kaylee says:

      because i might be one plz tell me plz

    • The Messiah says:


      Thank you for responding. There are a number of physical characteristics that can identify shape-shifters. Although there are many videos on YouTube and elsewhere that give some very varied explanations there are a few that are important. “Normal people’s” irises do not change color. A shape-shifter person’s irises will change color due to some kind of physical or emotional response. Teeth can also alter and become more like fangs than regular teeth. Other parts of the body or head can change in some way; not in subtle but dramatic fashion. Do your parents have some of these characteristics? Then you would have inherited them from them.

  2. juggalette4life says:

    I have the irises that change color and fangs that get very sharp if I sense something bad or someone That’s bad nearby and I will sometimes meow for no reason and I wear a cat collar and the only time I take it off is when I’m in the shower

  3. red wolf says:

    what would 11 answers mean . i always feal like my sharpest teath grow even sharper on a full moon i always feal funny like i have fangs, wings, and a tail 24/7

  4. red wolf says:

    11 aswers yes mean

  5. red wolf says:

    help mep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. red wolf says:

    i try to where a airforce dog tags i feel like im a dog

  7. red wolf says:

    with a coller ( choker dogs dident fit )

  8. red wolf says:

    i keep mine on even in the shower

  9. red wolf says:

    and ears on top my head !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. red wolf says:

    and claws im so confused and worried !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. caitlyn says:

    I have irises that change color and I feel a lot like a dog a cat and a whole lot of different things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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