posted April 5, 2010
If you believe you were born 5,000 years ago with a fiery sword in your hand.
you might be a shape-shifter.
If your philosophy is “This is all just an Illusion.”
you could be a shape-shifter.
If you ask the Messiah permission to drive him crazy
then there is a strong possibility you are a shape-shifter.
If your favorite song is “Love Cats”
then signs point to you being a shape-shifter
If you have a mouth like Musharaf
you might want to look into the possibility of you being a shape-shifter.
If you think the Pussycat Dolls are a good thing.
then you might consider the chance that you are a shape-shifter.
If you are the slimy slug Xtina Aguilera married
then you probably have all the tell-tale signs of being a shape-shifter.
If you are a member of the British Royal Family, or any other Royal Family for that matter.
check yourself for symptoms of being a shape-shifter.
If you have a mouth like a wedge
then you really do look like a shape-shifter
If you can change into Reptile form
then you could be a shape-shifter, as well.
If you ask Jesus Krishna, the voice of Kalki, to make a necklace of Glowing Beads just for you after harassing him for years like a curse.
then you are definitely a shape-shifter.
If you think the ultimate power is the Universe
then, perhaps, your ancestors were aliens and that would make you a shape-shifter.
If you “bone” everyone you can on Bora Bora Way in Marina del Rey, CA before Jesus moves there in time to fix the lights on the Gazebo at Marina Harbor
that means you’re a shape-shifter.
If you work for Marina Harbor and after the lights are taken down from the Gazebo you tell Jesus he cannot have his lights back
then I had a feeling you were a shape-shifter and I know Sydney Rushakoff had no idea what he was talking about when he told me you were perfect for me.
If your irises change color due to some physical or emotional response
Again, looks like a shape-shifter, acts like a shape-shifter, walks like a shape-shifter…
If your teeth are like fangs
something there points to you being a shape-shifter.
If you claim to be Saurian or from any other planetary origin
then you might want to have a doctor check you for shape-shifter-ness.
If you entertain people by channeling spirits
then you do not understand Commandments at all, and are at least friendly with shape-shifters.
If you are attracted to all things pagan
you probably prefer shape-shifters to normal people.
If you think Satanic or Vampire things are cool
you are at least as dangerous as a shape-shifter.
If everything you wear is made by Puma
you are probably a shape-shifter and don’t even know it.
If you think Michael Jackson was some kind of angelic hero
you have been taken by one of the shape-shifter’s biggest cons.
If you look like a long-lost member of the Jackson family
Consider the possibility of there being shape-shifters in your family, too
If you claim to be an important contactee for the Galactic Federation of Light
then you are aligned with the different types of shape-shifters.
If you were healed by God then change your mind about it and claim you healed yourself with your mind, especially if you were Theodore Tobias the biological father of Benjamin quien es Jesus who believed the lies Leora the Arielist told about her brother
shape-shifter, shape-shifter, shape-shifter!