I dare you. One on one. Mano a mano. Just you, with no help at all. Bring two pieces of wood, a hammer, some nails about nine inches long, and some chains if you want. I was born with birthmarks so it’s idiot-proof where the nails are supposed to go.
No cameras. Only you. No reporters, or fans, or babies, nobody. I will only have a loincloth so I don’t get arrested for indecent exposure.
Finish me off. I know you want me to die. Show some guts for once. No one has listened to any of my warnings. Crucify me.
I dare you.