blogged on January 17, 2010
Event where Cat People and their hypocritical spouses from all over the world get all dressed up, have a big fancy feast, kiss each other’s asses while telling each other how wonderful and important they are.
Two and a Half Men
Jenny McCarthy’s favorite trick.
What I am much more than.
What I could have been but have been denied too many times.
California, Burma, or Iran.
What Gwen Stefani, and many others, cannot do.
Best name for this generation.
Should be emblazoned on Nicole Scherzinger’s head.
What I gave people plenty of but they did not heed.
What Bob Marley and Peter Tosh were. Essentially the same thing happened to Tupak and Biggie.
That which has the greatest potential to divide the United States.
Where the statues of Jesus look just like me.
Lindsay, Paris, Tila, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney, Jessica, Taylor, Kathy, blah blah blah… WHATEVER!