Some show business definitions

blogged on January 17, 2010

Golden Globes

Event where Cat People and their hypocritical spouses from all over the world get all dressed up, have a big fancy feast, kiss each other’s asses while telling each other how wonderful and important they are.

Two and a Half Men

Jenny McCarthy’s favorite trick.

Avatar

What I am much more than.


Family Guy

What I could have been but have been denied too many times.


Gangster’s Paradise

California, Burma, or Iran.


Sweet Escape

What Gwen Stefani, and many others, cannot do.

Wicked

Best name for this generation.


Mystery

Should be emblazoned on Nicole Scherzinger’s head.

The Warning

What I gave people plenty of but they did not heed.


Brothers

What Bob Marley and Peter Tosh were. Essentially the same thing happened to Tupak and Biggie.

Proposition 8

That which has the greatest potential to divide the United States.

The O.C.

Where the statues of Jesus look just like me.

Gossip Girl

Lindsay, Paris, Tila, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney, Jessica, Taylor, Kathy, blah blah blah… WHATEVER!

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