blogged on November 1, 2009
Now, let’s compare him to Natalie Portman.
Thomas: Right on cue. (2007)
Natalie: Really late. (2008)
Thomas: We got along very well.
Natalie: Not compatible.
Thomas: Was exceedingly glad to meet me.
Natalie: Scared shitless.
Thomas: A long exchange where much was revealed.
Natalie: Took off after a short exchange.
Thomas: Poor. Was walking in a dangerous neighborhood.
Natalie: Rich. Driving my old Jeep Liberty in an affluent neighborhood.
Thomas: Made jokes about him on 6/30/06.
Natalie: Flirted with her on 6/30/06.
Thomas: Not selling anything.
Natalie: Selling a lot of things.
Thomas: Believable and honest. My type of person.
Natalie: Ambitious and overconfident. Just a bit less slutty than other celebrities.
Whom do you think I was more inspired by?