for July 4, 2009
Gloria: Waited 25 years for her. Knew who she was in a heartbeat.
Xtina: Waited 10 years for a blowjob that never came.
Gloria: Put my arm around her shoulders and felt something miraculous.
Xtina: Never saw her unless I went to her shows.
Gloria: Became pregnant up close, personal and immaculate.
Xtina: Impregnated remotely and apparently, messier.
Gloria: Terminated pregnancy without my permission.
Xtina: Had child per my instructions.
Gloria: Showed up at the dog park day after day, week after week, month after month in order to help me save the world.
Xtina: Did nothing while people tried to kill me. Is now over two years late showing up.
Gloria: Refused me and forgiveness. Was killed sometime later.
Xtina: I want to kill her now.