My name is Puffy Kitty. I am pussycat peoples. I am Amewican Woyalty.
I used to have a fwend. His name is Kwis. He got killed. No one knows whut happened. I can tell you. He was kiwed by a man named Kamil, who shot Benjamin who is Jesus point bwank in the back and the ass. I tink that is funny.
I did not want to do anyting becaws i wuz mor intwested in covewing my own ass and getting my fweak on. I tink dat since he fowod Benajmin who is Jesus awound like Nicole did is funny. I am Amewican Woyalty. I am pussycat peoples. I also wanted to get my fweak on wit Neewam if Jayzee is not to bizzy wiff her. Like one big hip hop pono.
I hate Benjamin who is Jesus. I kept hoping Kamil or Nicole would kill him alweady because it is all about the Benjamins, and I mean mine. I wanted to get my fweak on wit Nicole because I heard she is really good at sex of the mouf. Even bedder dan Chwistina Aguiwewa an Awiwanna Huffingpuff. I like getting my fweak on wit Nicole if she is not too busy with oder pussycat peoples.
I just heard a wooma dat Minnie Dwivu that is also pussycat peoples stole some of Benjamin who is Jesus’s man cweam and made herself pwegnant wiff it. Isn dat funny? I think dat was a good idea. I don’t care if Scwiptures changed de way Benajmin who is Jesus sed dey wood. I want him to die.
Excuse me. I have to go do Ecstacee wiff Bwitney. I am Amewican Woyalty and pussycat peoples.